My favorite McNugget dipping sauce is being put out to pasture, at least locally. After securing my six free McNuggets from a recent Nationals win, I was told they’d no longer be carrying the deliciously spicy habanero ranch dipping sauce.
So, if you’re out in the DMV and can score some habanero ranch in the coming days, be sure to say goodbye.
I asked McDonald’s about my habanero ranch reserve and how long I could sit on it. I’ll update if they reply.
@McDonalds_DMV I still have five Habanero Ranch buckets saved. What is their shelf life?
— Jim Swift (@JSwiftTWS) August 12, 2015
RIP, habanero ranch. You’ll be missed.
Around the same time, film maker and activist Michael Moore confirmed that he is a Cheetos neocon:
I think if we ever ran out of Flaming Hot Cheetos that would give us cause to invade any country that had them. https://t.co/0XGxyFIU0J
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) August 12, 2015
UPDATE 2: Caleb Brown shares this appropriate song for remembrance:
— Caleb O. Brown (@cobrown) August 12, 2015