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Johnny Manziel’s Trademarks

Here is a list of trademarks filed by once-suspended and new Browns player Johnny “Football” Manziel:

JOHNNY FOOTBALL, JMAN2, JMAN, MANZIIEL, JIIM, JFF, THE HOUSE THAT JOHNNY BUILT

If you were wondering whether “The House That Johnny Built” was part of an obligatory NFL-star charity that builds houses for people, think again. It’s for:

Athletic apparel, namely, shirts, pants, jackets, footwear, hats and caps, athletic uniforms; Athletic footwear; Athletic pants; Athletic shirts; Athletic shoes; Athletic shorts; Athletic skirts; Athletic tights; Athletic uniforms; Clothing for athletic use, namely, padded elbow compression sleeves being part of an athletic garment; Clothing for athletic use, namely, padded pants; Clothing for athletic use, namely, padded shirts; Clothing for athletic use, namely, padded shorts; Clothing, namely, athletic sleeves; Footwear for track and field athletics; Gloves for apparel; Short-sleeved or long-sleeved t-shirts; T-shirts; T-shirts for men, women and children; Women’s athletic tops with built-in bras

Can’t forget those built-in bras!

Take a look at the trademark for “Johnny Football” and you’ll see it’s pretty clear you’ll hear radio ads for motivational speaking engagements in the near future:

Educational and entertainment services, namely, providing motivational and educational speakers; Educational and entertainment services, namely, providing motivational and educational speakers in the field of self- and personal improvement; Entertainment and educational services in the nature of competitions in the field of entertainment, education, culture, sports, and other non-business and non-commercial fields; Entertainment in the nature of football games; Entertainment services, namely, participation in football games; Entertainment services, namely, personal appearances by a sports celebrity.

At least he’s preparing for a future as a QB chewed up and spit out by Cleveland.