Readers, I need your help:
I heard the hippies are going to make a ruckus on K street this upcoming Monday. I don’t like hippies at all. So, I want to troll them.
As you may have seen on MightyHeaton.com, I’ve dedicated a fair amount of energy to getting prank revenge on my roommate, so I am running a little low on creativity.
I’m coming up with some suggestions, but would love to see some of your ideas in the comments.
Do what your parents did, and GET A JOB SIR.”