Gwyneth Paltrow is a weirdo

“You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.”

The Sun Also Rises | Ernest Hemingway


I was just reading this article from Drudge on Gwyneth Paltrow. I’ve always found her of the attractive sort, at least physically, but she seems like a nutcase aspiring to be Brett in The Sun Also Rises.

Coincidentally, I like Coldplay very much, and Paltrow is married to their lead singer, Chris Martin. Who, I lost a little respect for after allowing his child to be named “Apple.”

Paltrow described her choice on Oprah, saying:

It sounded so sweet and it conjured such a lovely picture for me – you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical – and I just thought it sounded so lovely and … clean! And I just thought, “Perfect!”

Reasons from the article that exhibit why Paltrow is weird:

“It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible,” she said.

Yeah, Gwen, my house is 90 years old, one of the buildings I work in is 210 years old, nearly as old as our country. Our country has a history, albeit relatively short, you’re an idiot.

The 36-year-old actress, who is married to Coldplay’s Chris Martin, says she talks to her children in Spanish.

“Moses speaks a little bit, but understands everything. Apple speaks a lot,” she says.

These kids are going to be messed up. I 100% guarantee that.

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