Cat Facts Friday


People find this entertaining, but they won't find it personally entertaining

Here’s a fun game to play with your friends on facebook: start texting the cat facts to people on facebook who post the Cat Facts! Picture and don’t know your cell phone number. The best way to do this to friends (close and not close) is by setting up and using a google voice account. This will enable you to cut and paste cat facts and save you a lot of time. It will also give you a US phone number with unlimited free texts that your friends will not recognize.

Thankfully, I’ve provided some sample texts you can use to save you some time:

Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<

Cats use their tails for balance and have nearly 30 individual bones in them!

Invalid command. Would you like to receive Cat Facts every hour? Respond ‘No’ to cancel.

You have chosen to receive Cat Facts hourly. Did you know that the first cat show was held at the Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow!

Command not recognized. You have used up your free subscription to Cat Facts. You will now be charged $2 per text. Thanks for choosing us!

Your hourly Cat Facts subscription is now active! To cancel this subscription reply ‘Cancel’ in the next 5 minutes.

Command recognized. To confirm you are human, please answer the following question: Your favorite animal is a _____.

Incorrect. Your favorite animal is a cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every hour.

Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators!

In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts! <reply ‘Txt33358ooi7’ to cancel>

Thanks for texting Cat Facts! Remember, every time you text Cat Facts, you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel, reply ‘TxtCancelCF37665yt4’

If you really want to annoy people, here are a ton of facts:

UPDATE: It didn’t seem to annoy my friend Geoff as much as I thought it would.


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One Thought on “Cat Facts Friday

  1. brandon on May 7, 2012 at 8:18 am said:

    this was hiss-larious!!!

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